Clucking Toward the Grand Finale: Careless Sessions Recap

If there is one thing I’ve learned from the Careless Cluckin’ Sessions, it’s that the "careless" part is less of a choice and more of a lifestyle. This past Thursday, we dove back into the Cluckin’ Bell Farm Raid solo setup, and while the goal was a fast $500k, Los Santos had other plans—mostly involving high-proof whiskey and very bouncy cars.

The "Least Sweaty" Setup?

We kicked off with Mission 4: Hit and Run. I decided to go with Target A for the getaway vehicle because, let's be honest, I wasn't looking for a "sweaty" session. After a quick tactical entry (and by tactical, I mean shooting a garage door box), I secured the Impaler LX.

Pro tip: This car is incredibly bouncy. If you aren't careful with the accelerator on the train tracks, you’ll end up doing more gymnastics than driving. But we got it to the lockup in one piece, keeping the dream of a smooth raid alive.

When Stealth Goes South

Then came Mission 5: Disorganized Crime. The plan was simple: put on the uniform, act like I belong, and quietly sabotage the cartel. It was going perfectly... right up until it wasn't. The stealth approach evaporated, things got heated, and I ended up having to clear the room the old-fashioned way.

Despite the chaos, we successfully:

• Wiped the CCTV footage (can’t have the cartel seeing my face).
• Sabotaged the delivery trucks.
• Delivered the flatbed to Vincent’s lockup.

The "MacBeth" Incident

The real highlight of the night wasn't even a mission. I decided to celebrate our progress with a quick spin of the Casino wheel and a "relaxing" drink at the bar. One shot of MacBeth whiskey later, and I was waking up on a bathroom floor wondering what year it was. Note to self: The cartel is dangerous, but the Diamond Casino bar is deadlier.

The Final Push: Next Week’s Schedule

We have officially finished all the legwork. The gear is sourced, the getaway car is parked, and the cartel has no idea we’re coming. We are finishing this series with a massive double-header next week.

If you’ve been following the journey to Rank 100 and the growth of the "Careless Gang," you won't want to miss these:

• The Grand Finale: Monday, April 27th @ 7 PM AEST.
  • We raid the factory, take down the cartel, and claim that $500k prize.
• The Speed Run Attempt: Wednesday, April 29th @ 7 PM AEST.
  • Now that we know the ropes, we’re going to see just how fast we can blitz the entire raid from start to finish.

Where to watch: GGXCO on YouTube

Whether you’re here for the high-stakes heists or just to watch me accidentally spike my own drink again, I’ll see you in the chat. Stay golden.